Corrupt a wish, or your money back!

granted...but in your beautiful and sweet dreams only...too bad lah...i wish i got super powers

Granted, you kena bitten by spider-man, got super powers and became a super hero! Since you're a Good guy you didn't mind that Valash never paid you.

I wish you(Next person) wouldn't corrupt my wish.

granted...but see first wat is the wish....hahaha....

i wish i would get a new internet connection

granted........but the connection is still corrupted.....

i wish il be a mafia in the future

granted but just when you became a mafia... you got ran over by an icecream truck...

I wish to have a PS3...

Granted... then voterx would come to your house to "borrow" it right away!!!

I wish our forum would be cooler!!

granted it become so cool that the pentagon wants to use our forums as a test site for nuclear warfare discussions....

I wish I can play basketball with all the form 5 rigelians and vegaians...

granted. then all of them would guling2 themselves to remind u of those days. hahaha.

i wish i was fit and tall

Granted... you're so fit and tall that your balls shrank..... OppPpSs no fathers day for you.

I wish I could get back my old frozen "voterx" account from neopets.

granted. but when u are filthy rich with np sum1 heck in ur account and gv it to me.

i wish i had blue eyes

Granted.... you accidentally got punch in the eyes by Nico...

I wish Cikgu bo-boi would stop disturbing Arem in class...

Granted....but it was cikgu bo-boi not cikgu boboi. so that cikgu boboi keeps on insulting arem bout the cd blue incident until finish school.

i wish the malays can convert to a christian

All the malays can be converted into Christianity but they just don't want to.... They instead turned me into the anti-Christ and I wreck havoc on all pie lovers!

I wish I could get all I need.

Granted...but all wat u need is just not to get retard. so dat is just wat u get...lol

i wish i can hv superman's special ability

You have superman's special ability. He watches porn videos and never gets sick of it, so do YOU!


I wish I have superman's other special ability

Granted. u can nw fuck a girl with great speed and high velocity until she squirts like 10 times in a sex....

I wish i can drink lots of juices




*my last 2 wish was never granted*

Granted!! u can TFK wif all the juices squirting out frm ur dick..

i wish i can make all pretty gals fall in love wif me^^

Granted but the only the ugly ones sleep with you.

I rather not have this wish granted.